Hello, world — meet the new OffAlerts

After running OffAlerts for years as a “set up your monitors with 15 form fields” tool, we asked ourselves a simple question: why are people still filling out forms in 2026?

Most uptime tools — even the slick ones — make you specify a URL, an expected status code, headers, a timeout, a retry policy, an alert threshold, a notification channel, a retention window, and team permissions. For every single thing you want to watch. It’s tedious.

We rebuilt the front door. Now you just tell us what to watch:

I run an online store at example.com. Watch it for me.

And we figure out the rest. We pick what to check, where to alert you, and even build a public status page for your customers — all from one conversation. In seconds.

The engine underneath is the same battle-tested infrastructure we’ve been running for years. We watch websites, APIs, scheduled jobs, SSL certificates, domain registrations, and a few other things you’d rather not think about. We can alert you on Slack, Discord, Telegram, Microsoft Teams, text message, phone call, WhatsApp, email, or your own webhook. None of that changed. We just removed the friction between you and it.

If you’ve been on the old version, your account still works. Your stuff is intact. The new conversational layer is on top, not a replacement.

— Yoav