Get alerted when what you built goes down.
OffAlerts watches your shop, your app, your funnel, your community, your game server — 24/7. The second something breaks, you'll know on Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, Slack, or email. Set up in 30 seconds. We do the configuration; you stay in build mode.
From $7/month · Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, Slack, email · Cancel anytime
Built for the stack you actually use
We do the boring part. You stay in build mode.
OffAlerts is configured by talking, not by clicking. We know how Shopify checkouts break, where Cal.com lives, when SSL certs expire — so you don't have to.
Done in 30 seconds
Tell us what you're running — 'a Shopify store', 'my Stan funnel', 'my Discord bot'. We pick the right things to watch, set the right thresholds, and connect to where you want to be alerted.
Alerts where you actually look
Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, phone call, Slack, Discord, email, Microsoft Teams, or generic webhook. Pick what wakes you up. The rest stays quiet.
Watching from everywhere
Your stuff is checked from servers across every continent. If it's broken in Singapore but fine from your laptop, you'll know — before your customers do.
Never get caught by an expiry
We watch your SSL certificate and your domain registration. You'll hear from us weeks before either runs out — not the morning after.
Your own status page
A branded status page on your own domain. Your customers see the real status of your service without seeing our name on it.
Watch the things you can't see
Daily backups, scheduled emails, nightly imports, bot heartbeats — anything supposed to run on its own. If it doesn't check in on time, we tell you.
Talk, don't click.
Most uptime tools make you fill out 15 fields for every single thing you want to watch. OffAlerts asks what are you running? — and figures out the rest.
We know how a Shopify checkout breaks, what to watch on a Cal.com booking link, when a Stripe payment link starts failing, and what a Discord bot's silence usually means. So you don't have to.
I have a Shopify store at mystore.com
On it. I'll watch your homepage, your product pages, your checkout, and your SSL — so you don't lose orders when something breaks. Where should I alert you?
Telegram.
Open Telegram and tap @offalerts_bot — then you're done. I'll only message you when something actually needs your attention.
Know before your customers do.
Set up in 30 seconds. We watch your shop, app, or funnel. Your phone buzzes the second something breaks.