Done-for-you setup · Alerts on your phone in 30 seconds

Get alerted when what you built goes down.

OffAlerts watches your shop, your app, your funnel, your community, your game server — 24/7. The second something breaks, you'll know on Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, Slack, or email. Set up in 30 seconds. We do the configuration; you stay in build mode.

From $7/month · Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, Slack, email · Cancel anytime

Built for the stack you actually use

Shopify stores Stan.store funnels Cal.com booking links Stripe payment links Lovable apps Vercel sites Discord communities Game servers Landing pages AI agents Webhooks Cron jobs

We do the boring part. You stay in build mode.

OffAlerts is configured by talking, not by clicking. We know how Shopify checkouts break, where Cal.com lives, when SSL certs expire — so you don't have to.

Done in 30 seconds

Tell us what you're running — 'a Shopify store', 'my Stan funnel', 'my Discord bot'. We pick the right things to watch, set the right thresholds, and connect to where you want to be alerted.

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Alerts where you actually look

Telegram, WhatsApp, SMS, phone call, Slack, Discord, email, Microsoft Teams, or generic webhook. Pick what wakes you up. The rest stays quiet.

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Watching from everywhere

Your stuff is checked from servers across every continent. If it's broken in Singapore but fine from your laptop, you'll know — before your customers do.

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Never get caught by an expiry

We watch your SSL certificate and your domain registration. You'll hear from us weeks before either runs out — not the morning after.

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Your own status page

A branded status page on your own domain. Your customers see the real status of your service without seeing our name on it.

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Watch the things you can't see

Daily backups, scheduled emails, nightly imports, bot heartbeats — anything supposed to run on its own. If it doesn't check in on time, we tell you.

Talk, don't click.

Most uptime tools make you fill out 15 fields for every single thing you want to watch. OffAlerts asks what are you running? — and figures out the rest.

We know how a Shopify checkout breaks, what to watch on a Cal.com booking link, when a Stripe payment link starts failing, and what a Discord bot's silence usually means. So you don't have to.

You

I have a Shopify store at mystore.com

OffAlerts

On it. I'll watch your homepage, your product pages, your checkout, and your SSL — so you don't lose orders when something breaks. Where should I alert you?

You

Telegram.

OffAlerts

Open Telegram and tap @offalerts_bot — then you're done. I'll only message you when something actually needs your attention.

Know before your customers do.

Set up in 30 seconds. We watch your shop, app, or funnel. Your phone buzzes the second something breaks.